Our battle formations have been assembled and the game is on!
The marching drums are beating, our horses pull at the bit, our warriors are singing as we prepare to enter the fray.
Caesar has crossed the Rubicorn: war is inevitable!
The enemy should prepare for a relentless bombardment!
When the whistle blows on September 28th we shall give no quarter and we shall ask for none.
On that day we shall charge and cry havoc!
On that day we shall let slip the dogs of war!
I urge Iyorcha Ayu to resign as National Chairman of his party so that there can be peace and I implore the opposition PDP to quickly settle their differences and put their house in order.
I say this so that when our highly esteemed presidential candidate, Asiwaju Bola Ahmed Tinubu, the Jagaban of Borgu, trounces their Waziri of Abu Dhabi, Atiku Ibn Dubai, at the polls in February next year they will have no excuses.
I appeal to Nysesom Wike to give them back their balls so that they can be fit for battle.
Taking them on when they are so badly divided and when they are in the midst of this acrimonious, pathetic and pitiful condition and situation of barbarous civil war and fratricidal butchery would be unfulfilling, unexciting and almost dishonorable.
It would result in an unprecedented and uninspiring electoral massacre.
They would face utter devastation and annihilation.
Their pants would be removed before the entire world and they would be buggered stiff without any hope of redemption or for the future.
In short we would have no opposition left in Nigeria apart from Rabiu Kwankwaso’s affable yet regional ‘Kwakwansia’ brigade known as the NNPP and the aggressive, excitable and murderous mob, gullible and unruly rabble, abusive and misguided street urchins, violent Endsars veterans, ignorant plebians, closet secessionists and Biafran extremists that call themselves the Obidients.
Femi Fani-Kayode
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